Thursday, December 28, 2006

Why You Can't Have the Head of Paris Hilton

Did Marie Antoinette smell up the carriage as she and Louis made the slow, so slow, ever so slow, parade out of Paris, in a last ditch effort by Lafayette to save their lives? I mean, while she was letting them eat cake (and talk to Louis who pratted about like a celebrity going out on horseback from the caravan to greet his fans -- and enrage his enemies -- as their entourage slowly winded to its final fateful stop) What I want to know was whether Marie was wearing Heiress, by Paris Hilton? Fuck The Apprentice, I want to know just Who IS the greatest heiress of them all?

Giving head without a guillotine never looked so grainy!

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