Why You Can't Have the Head of Paris Hilton

Did Marie Antoinette smell up the carriage as she and Louis made the slow, so slow, ever so slow, parade out of Paris, in a last ditch effort by Lafayette to save their lives? I mean, while she was letting them eat cake (and talk to Louis who pratted about like a celebrity going out on horseback from the caravan to greet his fans -- and enrage his enemies -- as their entourage slowly winded to its final fateful stop) What I want to know was whether Marie was wearing Heiress, by Paris Hilton? Fuck The Apprentice, I want to know just Who IS the greatest heiress of them all?

Giving head without a guillotine never looked so grainy!

Heard from Frank at The Fountain

In the opening minutes of The Fountain I heard a voice, loud and distinct in my head. It said "Let This Happen!" It was overwhelming. Only later, when I thought about it, did I realize it was perplexing. I wondered, Let What Happen? But at the time I took it to mean that I should let the movie unfold and that I was right to be undergoing the pains of helping my father to die and to have lost a fiance and forced to return to my wretched home town, where I was hiding from the whole thing in a theatre at 3 in the afternoon watching the most fabulous candlelight movie I have seen since Barry Lyndon.